So it seems like there will be no yummy steaks, tall and attractive men or tango for me...Instead, I am going back to the land of the toothless, short men and the ladies who p*ss in the middle of the street (Bolivia, of course), and will make my way back to Brazil that way. After extensive research this seemed like the best option. This little town is not so bad after all: I even got to see a military parade and a lot of folk dancing. And it is pretty sunny!