Too much radio?

This is what happens when you have NPR/WNYC and MSNBC/PBS/CNN/FOX Republican Convention coverage on constantly in the house:

Eli: I'm a Trump supporter.

Me: Why?

Eli: Because ISIS is bad and he'll get rid of them.

Me: How will he do that?

Eli: Because he is a butt and it'll be a butt-on-butt fight. He is the right butt.

Me: You know we are against him, right?

Eli: Yes, YOU are, but I am not.

Me: Why?

Eli: Because I am an uneducated white male!

Me: [laughs] Where did you get that?

Eli: I have my sources. I listen to the radio.

...

Eli: [lying in bed, tired] I'm ticked off.

Me: What do you mean?

Eli: Trump failed me, now I am a Harley supporter.

Me: How come?

Eli: He just keeps blabbering on about his winkie.

Not that Eli is totally wrong in his analysis...